Internet Mocks GOP Senator’s Lie About FBI ‘Secret Society’
“OMG = ‘Oust My Government'”
On Tuesday Republican Senator Ron Johnson breathlessly declared “an informant” had told him there is a “secret society” within the FBI that has “off-site” meetings presumably where they plot to take down the Trump presidency.
Not a word of it was true.
The Wisconsin Senator was referring to a text sent between Peter Strzok and Lisa Page, the two FBI agents who the GOP has falsely targeted as being in collusion to undermine President Trump.
Johnson wildly exclaimed to Fox News on Tuesday this “secret society” was evidence of “corruption at the highest levels of the FBI” and reason a special counsel should be appointed to investigate.
In reality, the text was a joke between two co-workers having an affair and talking about the political landscape as the entire nation was in shock Donald Trump was going to become president.
That was Tuesday.
On Wednesday, realizing he had made a huge miscalculation, Johnson admitted to CNN he actually had no idea what he was talking about.
And yet, it didn’t matter.
Fox News, so determined to fuel the lies on the right, Wednesday night via Fox Business, reposted Johnson’s “secret society” allegations, despite the fact he had already walked them back:
.@SenRonJohnson on FBI ‘secret society:’ “What this is all about is further evidence of corruption, more than bias, but corruption at the highest levels of the FBI.” pic.twitter.com/RECi2yHASn
— FOX Business (@FoxBusiness) January 25, 2018
Meanwhile, ABC News obtained the content of the text sent by the FBI agents and used by Johnson to try to discredit the Federal Bureau of Investigation:
“Are you even going to give out your calendars? Seems kind of depressing. Maybe it should just be the first meeting of the secret society.”
It was a joke.
And now it’s become an embarrassment, as has Senator Johnson.
On social media, many are openly mocking the Wisconsin Senator, his claims of a “secret society,” and the Republican Party itself.
FBI SECRET SOCIETY TEXTS, DECODED
OMG = “oust my governmentâ€
LOL = “lose our leadershipâ€
BRB = “bring righteous bloodshedâ€
TTYL = “topple tyranny, yay libertyâ€â€” Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 25, 2018
FBI SECRET SOCIETY SCHEDULE
Monday: Zumba
Tuesday: Knitting
Wednesday: Bridge Club
Thursday: Deep State Coup
Friday: Tai Chi
Saturday: Movie night – “As Good As It Gets†(1997)— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) January 25, 2018
Secret Society Meeting tomorrow at 7. It’s an all-hands meeting so every member of Deep State has to be there.**
** make sure you remember the handshake & don’t leak this to Congressman Nunes or Lou Dobbs.
— Jeet Heer (@HeerJeet) January 25, 2018
The GOP is so good at disinformation, propaganda, slogans, and branding – from “secret society” to “Schumer shutdown” – because it’s all they have. They don’t have moral values or good policy ideas. https://t.co/mH4Yci6GAj
— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) January 25, 2018
BREAKING: SPY PHOTOS OF “THE SECRET SOCIETY” MUST CREDIT OLIVER WILLIS CC @realDonaldTrump @seanhannity @foxnews @RonJohnsonWI pic.twitter.com/znctdO6R2C
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 25, 2018
CAN CONFIRM: Password to gain entry is an odd code: “Yabba-dabba-do” DEVELOPING….
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 25, 2018
GOP text slang
LOL: Liberals Only Lie
SMH: Stephen Miller’s Head
TBH: That Bitch Hillary
OMG: Obama is a Muslim Guy
☹ï¸: McConnell
🚼: POTUS
🚫👨â€â¤ï¸â€ðŸ’‹â€ðŸ‘¨: Pence
🖕ðŸ»ðŸ•: Bannon
🖕ðŸ»ðŸ‘¨ðŸ¾ðŸ‘©ðŸ¾: Sessions
☠ï¸ðŸ˜‚: Paul Ryan
ðŸ™ðŸ¼ðŸ» : Betsy DeVos— (((ð•ºð–ð•¹ð–”ð•¾ð–ð–Šð•¿ð–œð–Žð–™ð–“ð–™))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 25, 2018
If I had a secret society, I would probably refer to it by its name or some code word? Or if talking to someone who knew what it was, maybe just, “the society?â€
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) January 25, 2018
first rule of Secret Society Club is don’t be such a fucking brain-dead moron Republican dipshit that you can’t tell a sarcastic text from a serious one
— (((Jeff Tiedrich))) (@jefftiedrich) January 25, 2018
Does Wisconsin have recall petitions for US Senators who falsely claim a secret society exists within the FBI that is planning a coup against the president of the United States? Just curious.
— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) January 25, 2018
A United States Senator breathlessly suggested a “secret society†within the FBI was plotting the overthrow the president. It was apparently based on a joke in a single text.
What a reckless slur against the FBI from a pathetic lackey of Trump. https://t.co/vT3hoYDH60— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) January 25, 2018
The first rule of “secret society†is you don’t talk about “secret society.â€
— Chris Cillizza (@CillizzaCNN) January 25, 2018
I am however unnerved by reports Strzok & Page texted the day after the election about a “Secret Society.â€
It is simply unacceptable for agents of the FBI to be creating a post-Election Day “Secret Society†to deal with Donald’s win without inviting the rest of us.
— Philippe Reines (@PhilippeReines) January 25, 2018
you’re all late for secret society meeting
— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) January 25, 2018
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