Inane Tweet From NOM Spawns #WhenIMarryMyself Meme
NOM, the National Organization For Marriage, sent out an inane tweet today, and it’s so ridiculous it spawned the hashtag meme on Twitter, #WhenIMarryMyself.
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Here’s the tweet:
When #marriage is redefined, what prevents a person from “marrying” his/herself? http://t.co/X4Pey0VbLB
— NOM (@NOMupdate) October 13, 2014
The link goes to NOM’s blog, and an article they’re pushing.Â
Here’s NOM’s take:
When marriage is devalued and its nature loosely defined, what prevents marriage norms—such as sexual complementarity, monogamy, exclusivity, permanence, or even the idea that marriage requires two people—from being broken down as well?
And here’s the hilarity Twitter, thanks to LGBT activist @Clarknt67, had to say in response:
If the shark had not been jumped already, it is now. @goodasyou @JoeMyGod @davidbadash @holybullies @pamspaulding pic.twitter.com/qgyQVQeyUH
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’ll buy the wedding ring I really wanted. @nomupdate
— Tom T (@PkSlope) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’ll be registered at Amazon, and buy myself gifts with my Amazon credit card, cash in the points, repeat. I love me.
— Kevin Shull (@kevin_shull) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’m going to let myself go. Why work hard to impress myself anymore?
— Robbie (@gonzo_tele) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself It’ll be okay that I forgot my anniversary @nomupdate
— Tom T (@PkSlope) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself my Target gift registry is going to be EPIC! Cheetos and Coca-Cola for days! @NOMupdate
— Jason Carr (@jrcpoet) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’ll get to make medical decisions for myself because I myself will be myself’s immediate next of kin. Myself! @nomupdate
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’ll have to cut my own nails @NOMupdate https://t.co/eS9vsXS3J0
— Andrés Duque (@Blabbeando) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’m going to ask @briansbrown to walk me down the aisle and I’m going to legally compel @PeterLaBarbera to be flower girl.
— Dan Savage (@fakedansavage) October 13, 2014
I am still not doing the dishes #WhenIMarryMyself so don’t get crazy @NOMupdate! pic.twitter.com/yRUYYqBGD3
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014
Registering for towels embroidered “Me,” “Myself,” and “I.” #WhenIMarryMyself @nomupdate
— Jayelle (@GreenEyedLilo) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself There will never be an argument about who spent all the money on @RalphLauren and @CalvinKlein #GuiltyAsCharged
— Todd Brown (@TheToddBrown) October 13, 2014
@Clarknt67 I’ll always get lucky and never have to buy me dinner first #WhenIMarryMyself
— Todd Brown (@TheToddBrown) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I plan on filing a pre-nupt @NOMupdate
— Timothy Kincaid (@LATimothy) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself My single person cell phone plan automatically becomes a “family plan” at no additional cost.
— Kim Smythe (@KimSmythe2) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself I’ll adopt cats!!! ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±ðŸ±
— peta2 (@peta2) October 13, 2014
Since corporations are people what would stop @NOMupdate from marrying @NOMupdate #WhenIMarryMyself? #LGBT
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) October 13, 2014
#WhenIMarryMyself is now trending in USA, ranking 6
— TT Mobile US (@TTMobile_us) October 13, 2014
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