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“A very good evening to everyone here in the room, and to all the women and gay men watching at home.”

That was Amy Poehler’s opening line from last night’s Golden Globes.

“Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniel’s The Butler Golden Globe Awards!,” said Tina Fey, introducing the event to a roaring crowd.

The pair, who hosted last night’s star-studded event, absolutely rocked. Poehler got in the best lines, but Fey scored the best joke of the opening.

“It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float off into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age,” is how Fey described “Gravity,” which later in the evening won “Best Director, Motion Picture.”

“Matt Damon is here, for Behind the Candelabra. Matt, on any other night, in any other room, you would be a big deal,” Poehler quipped. “But tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”

“‘Masters of Sex’ is the degree I got from Boston College,” Poehler announced, high-fiving Fey.

“A lot of nominated shows this year are actually on Netflix. House of Cards. Orange Is the New Black. Enjoy it while it lasts, Netflix. Because you’re not going to be feeling so smug in a couple of years when SnapChat is up here accepting Best Drama,” Pohler mocked.

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Here’s the full list of last night’s Golden Globes winners:

Best Motion Picture, Drama
12 Years a Slave

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Cate Blanchette, Blue Jasmine

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club

Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
American Hustle

Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Amy Adams, American Hustle

Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street

Best Director, Motion Picture
Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity

Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Spike Jonze, Her

Best Animated Feature Film
Frozen

Best Foreign Language Film
The Great Beauty

Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle

Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club

Best Original Score, Motion Picture
Alex Ebert, All is Lost

Best Original Song, Motion Picture
U2, “Ordinary Love” (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom)

Best TV Series, Drama
Breaking Bad

Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Robin Wright, House of Cards

Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad

Best TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation

Best Actor in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Best TV Movie or Mini-Series
Behind the Candelabra

Best Actress in a Mini-Series of TV Movie
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake

Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra

Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Jacqueline Bissett, Dancing on the Edge

Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series, or TV movie
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan

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‘Flashing Red’: Jobs Report Sparks Expert Warnings of Recession — or Even Stagflation

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Economic experts are stunned by the latest jobs report that found the Trump economy lost 92,000 jobs in February despite expectations of an increase of 50,000. Unemployment rose to 4.4 percent. Some are sounding the alarm that a recession — or even stagflation — could be on the way.

The Washington Post called the results “a striking loss signaling a warning flag for the economy.”

Describing the report as “grim,” NBC News called the loss of 92,000 jobs “a number that will raise alarms about the state of the economy.”

Gregory Daco, chief economist at EY News called the report “simply ugly.”

“The labor market is flashing red,” warned Professor of Economics Arin Dube.

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“The economic story just changed dramatically,” declared Professor of Economics and frequent cable news guest Justin Wolfers. “Recession questions are back on the menu.”

Pointing to a chart that reads, “Job growth has stalled and may even be going backwards,” Wolfers responded, “This is not good.”

Navy Federal Credit Union chief economist Heather Long called the results “dismal.”

“Let me put this another way,” she continued. “The US economy has LOST jobs since April 2025. Total job gains since from May 2025 to February 2026 are now -19,000. Companies are not hiring in the face of all of these headwinds and uncertainty. And even healthcare is starting to slow down.”

Veteran finance reporter Ron Insana concluded, “Mini-stagflation remains the operating description of the current economic environment.”

“This is the ‘Welcome Back, Kotter’ economy!” Insana quipped. “It’s 1975 and the ‘sweathogs’ are in vogue … weak jobs and rising inflation bringing back stagflation like its 1975!”

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Revealed: The Real Reason Kristi Noem Was Fired

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The rumor mill was spinning fast on Thursday as news reports from multiple outlets revealed President Donald Trump was considering firing Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. Within hours, he did, announcing the nomination of U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) as her replacement.

Some critics pointed to Noem’s damaging testimony before Congress this week, when she declared that President Trump had approved her spending $220 million in an ad campaign that, as one GOP senator said, boosted her name recognition. On Thursday, Trump told Reuters, “I never knew anything about it.”

The Wall Street Journal reported that the “final straw for Trump was Noem’s combative hearing Tuesday before the Senate Judiciary Committee. The president watched the testimony and was apoplectic about her performance, telling advisers that evening he would remove her from the job, according to people familiar with the matter.”

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But according to NBC News, Noem was not fired only because of her testimony.

“An administration official told NBC News that the president decided to fire Noem due to ‘a culmination of her many unfortunate leadership failures including the fallout in Minnesota, the ad campaign, the allegations of infidelity, the mismanagement of her staff, and her constant feuding with the heads of other agencies, including CBP and ICE,'” the news outlet reported.

The allegations of infidelity were in full swing during her congressional testimony, as U.S. Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove (D-CA) grilled the DHS chief.

“Secretary Noem, at any time during your tenure…have you had sexual relations with Corey Lewandowski?” the Congresswoman asked.

“That is garbage and it is offensive that you have brought that up,” Noem responded..

“It is about your judgment and decision-making,” Kamlager-Dove replied.

Lewandowski, according to Fox News, is also expected to exit DHS.

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‘Bad to Worse’: Mockery Ensues as Trump Trades Noem for ‘Erratic’ Mullin

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President Donald Trump’s announcement that Republican U.S. Senator Markwayne Mullin will become the new Secretary of Homeland Security — replacing embattled Kristi Noem — is drawing mockery.

CNN’s Kaitlan Collins reported that “Trump loves watching Mullin on TV and often praises him, which was a factor in this decision.”

Calling him “erratic” and “unstable,” California Democratic Governor Gavin Newsom slammed Mullin’s nomination.

“Markwayne Mullin could not remember if we were at war THIS WEEK,” he said. “His state has one of the highest crime rates in the country — with a murder rate 40% higher than California’s. He literally tried to fight union workers during a hearing and told them to ‘shut your mouth.’ And said ‘I don’t want reality’ at a Senate hearing about race.”

The president may have another challenge ahead of him.

After dodging increasing calls for Noem’s impeachment over her controversial congressional testimony on Wednesday, he wrote that Mullin will be the new DHS Secretary as of March 31. Politico’s Kyle Cheney notes there are other factors at work.

According to Cheney, “it’s not clear how Trump can simply announce this is effective on March 31. Mullin is not Senate-confirmed and not eligible to become acting secretary under laws governing cabinet-level vacancies.”

If it’s a matter of getting enough Democrats to support Mullin, Trump can already count on the Senator from Pennsylvania.

“As a member of the Homeland Security Committee + Ranking Member of Subcommittee on Border Security: I’m not sure how many fellow Democrats will vote to support our colleague  @SenMullin as the next DHS Secretary, but I am AYE,” Democratic Senator John Fetterman wrote.

Meanwhile, critics continued to express opposition to the decision to hand the reins of the more than $100 billion federal agency to Mullin.

“Firing Noem to hire Markwayne Mullin is the definition of going from bad to worse,” declared Democratic strategist Max Burns.

Some pointed out that Mullin is the only current U.S. Senator to not hold a bachelor’s degree.

Others noted that he is “the same guy who was hiding from MAGA rioters during the January 6th insurrection.”

And some pointed to reports “showing him in violation of the STOCK Act.”

The progressive social media account The Tennessee Holler called Mullin “one of the biggest Trump sycophants in Congress.”

The Atlantic’s Norman Ornstein added, “That Markwayne Mullin is the dumbest member of the Senate was a qualification for Trump to choose him to head DHS.”

 

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