"If it's what you say I love it."
If the government were not shutdown, taxpayers would be on the hook for the Secretary's travel to Missouri.
"His speech was not a public address: it was a shakedown proclamation built on venom and vengeance."
Exactly how spies get the information they need.
The President of the United states is saying if you don't send him money, you're not a patriotic American. And he's taking names.
#7: Heroin.
"We have the most prolific liar in the Rose Garden spewing nonsense," Schmidt said.
“I think we can walk and chew gum,” Murkowski says.
Unclear what kind of news about what the administration is describing as a "humanitarian and national security crisis" would be deserving of laughter.
No collusion?
"Nothing says slow-moving coup like giving a would-be dictator free airtime to address the nation about a fake crisis he has created."
“This is about a wall to keep brown people out. That is a problem,” says April Ryan.
'They're Trying to Teach Kids With Other Kids Who Are Paying Taxes, Whose Parents Are Paying Taxes, the Same Subjects'
Charged with making a “misleading declaration” in court.
Where are the prosecutions?