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‘Soldiers Couldn’t Fit Their Muskets in the Overhead Bin’: Trump’s Flub Sparks Hilarious #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
President Donald Trump managed to deliver his egomaniacal Independence Day speech but not without the embarrassing flubs of a man who clearly was reading it from a teleprompter for the first time.
And the Internet took notice.
Especially when Trump told attendees that Washington’s army “took over the airports” – since the modern-day airplane wasn’t invented until over a century later.
"Named after”?
"Cornwallis **of** Yorktown"?
"Manned the amperts”?
“Ranned the ramparts"?
"Took over the airports”? (Wright brothers born 1867 & 1871)
"Fort McHendry”?
What in the wide world of hell is he talking about?#TrumpParade pic.twitter.com/j2lnsUn4Bg
— Jeffrey Wright (@jfreewright) July 5, 2019
As some noted, Trump was just speaking words that clearly had no impact on him.
The issue isn’t that Trump misspoke regarding history- the issue is that he was so uninvolved with the meaning of the words he was mindlessly ready AND/(or) he is so ignorant, that his “fail 7th grade history” comments did not even catch his attention as being ludicrous.
— David Reiss, M.D. (@DMRDynamics) July 5, 2019
Which is why it was so unconvincing and ineffective. You know who he is, and so you know the words mean nothing to him. https://t.co/BEMbwazlfs
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) July 4, 2019
Social media users quickly took advantage of the opportunity to deliver some humor at the President’s expense, sparking #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories to trend on Twitter. Take a look:
Dearest Martha:
Our retreat from Manhattan after the battle against General Howe was ensured by a providential fog with which He saw fit to deliver.
The Almighty has also seen fit that said fog has grounded Howe's tacair units at LaGuardia.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 5, 2019
My Dearest Rose,
I'm afraid I must be the bearer of bad news. My flight has already been delayed a fortnight, and I fear it will be longer. The army has shut down the airport and the airplane will not be invented for 6 score and 7 years from now.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
— JackWBower (@Trumpet1984) July 5, 2019
Now trending:#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/0aM3lm5sPp
— Gaye Haynes (@ghaynes57) July 5, 2019
#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
Little-Known Fact: We won because so many British soldiers couldn't fit their muskets in the overhead bin on their flights over.— ReallyDon'tTrump (@reallyDontTrump) July 5, 2019
A unit of Gen. Nathaniel Greene's army after the capture of the British Airway checkin desks at Boston Logan Airport, July 22 1781. The capture assured troops much needed smokehouse almonds and complementary beverages. #TrumpSpeech #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/aaC7aEqVhM
— Green Mountain Bear (@greenmtnbear) July 5, 2019
George Washington directing the YE Olde Flying Tigers at the battle of Dulles International #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories #RevolutionaryWarAirports pic.twitter.com/MuqOydq8oX
— Airship (@AirshipZR1) July 5, 2019
#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories "One if by sea, Two if by land and Three if by AIR"
— M A K (@MAK7591) July 5, 2019
We beat the British because they had to connect through Atlanta. #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
— Steve Kish (@skishman) July 5, 2019
#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories
The Battle of Baggage Claim (1776)
Many Lives were lost. And Bags too. Some people are saying it was the worst massacre they had ever seen.Art from @Acyn pic.twitter.com/ZuKfgy3ghd
— Covfefe Jones- King Of Shade👑 (@King_Of_Shade) July 5, 2019
#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories a whole new area of academia pic.twitter.com/mT77uC3G0P
— Mandy Kubik (@NDsweetheart) July 5, 2019
Who among us shall ever forget Washington's glorious siege at Pan Am? #TrumpSpeech #TrumpParadeFail #RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/exInLNeIW2
— Shelwass (@shelwass) July 5, 2019
Dearest Eliza,
I will not, under any circumstance, throw away my shot. As I explained this to the TSA agent who demanded I do exactly that, she forcibly removed me & is now searching my nethers. I may be delayed but my love for you is on time.
A.#RevolutionaryWarAirportStories pic.twitter.com/yRehrNegzh— ᑕᕼᑌᑎK (@chunkled) July 5, 2019
The worst part of colonial airports was taking off your powdered wig and shoes going through security and your hose would get all dirty
— RammedTheRampartsHat (@Popehat) July 5, 2019
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