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Bill Maher: You Can’t Be President ‘If You Own A Painting Of Yourself With Jesus In A Bathrobe’



Bill Maher takes down Ben Carson and his “unorthodox beliefs,” including his Seventh-day Adventist faith, then attacks politicians of the religious right.

Bill Maher Friday night devoted his “New Rules” to explaining why Ben Carson shouldn’t be president. Maher quipped, “You can’t get your hands on the nuclear launch codes if you own a painting of yourself with Jesus in a bathrobe.” Which Dr. Carson does.

But Maher’s greater concern is Carson’s religion. While acknowledging that the Constitution specifies there can be no religious test as a precondition for holding the highest office in the land, voters are not equally compelled to ignore a candidate’s faith.

Carson, Maher, explained, is “a Seventh-day Adventist. A religion founded in the 19th century on Pastor William Miller’s guarantee that Jesus would return to earth on October 22, 1844. Spoiler alert: he didn’t. Which you’d think would have made the followers go, ‘Well, that was a bunch of bullshit.'”

Maher goes on to say that Seventh-day Adventists are “obsessed with the world ending.”

“They refer to the world not ending in 1844 as ‘The Great Disappointment.’ They’re disappointed that the world still exists.”

“I don’t have to agree with a politician on everything,” Maher continued. “But the earth staying is kind of a deal-breaker for me.”

Maher said his “great disappointment” is that four out of ten Americans believe we’re “living in end-times.”

“And that the stupid media never asks Jesus freaks two questions: ‘Do you believe the world is ending soon?,’ and, ‘Is that a bad thing?'”

Maher then slammed overtly religious and powerful politicians.

“Lamar Smith is the Chairman of the House Science Committee. And he’s a Christian Scientist, which means he doesn’t believe in science. He wants to repeal Obamacare and replace it with prayer.”

Maher then took aim at Rep. John Shimkus, Chairman on the House Energy Subcommittee on Environment and Economy. 

“He says, ‘Don’t worry about rising sea levels, because in the Bible, God promised Noah there wouldn’t be any more floods.'”

And then Maher asked, “How serious can these people be about wanting to improve the future when they don’t think we’ll be around for it?”

Maher closed by accusing God of having his “fingers… in every war in human history.”



Image: Screenshot via Real Time with Bill Maher/YouTube

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Highland Park Shooting Deaths Include Both Parents of Two Year Old Found at Scene of July 4th Massacre



On Twitter Sunday afternoon in the aftermath of the July 4th Highland Park mass shooting a photo of a young boy appeared in several tweets. He was described as lost, good samaritans assumed he had become separated from his parents in the mayhem of the massacre, and people were trying to reunite him with his family.

CBS Chicago reporter Marissa Parra now reveals the boy’s name is Aiden, but he won’t be reunited with his parents: both were shot dead by the Highland Park gunman.

“Kevin McCarthy, 37, and Irina McCarthy, 35, were among the seven people [who] were killed during the mass shooting,” CBS Chicago reports.

“We took him to safety under tragic circumstances, came together to locate his grandparents, and prayed for the safety of his family,” reads the story on a GoFundMe page hoping to raise money for Aiden.

“Sadly, I need to share his name…Aiden McCarthy. And he needs more of our help,” it adds. “At two years old, Aiden is left in the unthinkable position; to grow up without his parents,” it adds. “Aiden will be cared for by his loving grandparents, Misha and Nina Levberg, and he will have a long road ahead to heal, find stability, and ultimately navigate life as an orphan. He is surrounded by a community of friends and extended family that will embrace him with love, and any means available to ensure he has everything he needs as he grows.”

About $475,000 has quickly been raised with more than 7600 people contributing. The top donation is $5000.

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‘Invasion’: Texas Lt. Gov. Likens Border Crossings to Attack on Pearl Harbor – ‘These People Are a Danger to America’



Lt. Governor Dan Patrick, a far-right Republican, is comparing migrants crossing the border into Texas to Japan’s 1941 attack on Pearl Harbor that killed 2335 people. He is calling it an “invasion” and says that gives the state the right to “put hands on people.”

Patrick, who because of Texas’ unique structure is more powerful than the governor, told Fox News on Tuesday, “we are being invaded, and if we’re being invaded under the constitution I think that gives us the power to put hands on people and send them back. Put hands on people and send them back,” he said repeatedly.

“These people are a danger to America,” Patrick said in a rant. It was unclear if he was referring to migrants or President Joe Biden and Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas.

The Lt. Governor, who has hawked the racist “great replacement theoryrepeatedly, and used the term “invasionrepeatedly, told Fox News that Texas is now spending $4 billion annually on the border, while Texas National Guardsmen and Texas Rangers complain of being called up to serve, having to abandon their regular jobs, for no apparent reason.

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“This is the biggest danger we have, to your family,” Patrick says of the fentanyl crossing the border. “It’s all on Biden,” he claimed.

Last week Texas Governor Greg Abbott drew extensive criticism for using the deaths of more than 50 migrants packed into an 18-wheel tractor-trailer as a political opportunity to attack President Biden. Even some conservatives attacked Abbott for his inhumane remarks..



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7th Victim of July 4th Mass Shooting Dies



Seven people have now died as a result of a gunman opening fire from a rooftop into an Independence Day parade in Highland Park, Illinois.

The latest victim succumbed to their injuries Tuesday afternoon, NBC 5 Chicago reported. Authorities have not identified all the victims, but have said five of those who died were adults. Another 46 people were wounded.

Police on Tuesday announced that the shooter fired at least 70 rounds into the crowd, using a “high-powered rifle” that is “similar” to a AR-15. They also revealed the suspected gunman planned the attack for weeks, purchased his weapons legally, disguised himself by wearing women’s attire to “conceal his facial tattoos and  his identity,” and to “help him during the escape.” He then walked to his mother’s house after the shooting.

Law enforcement Monday evening arrested Robert Crimo, who they say is a “person of interest,” but he has not been charged.

“There are no words for the kind of monster who lies in wait and fires into a crowd of families with children celebrating a holiday with their community,” Illinois Democratic Governor J.B. Pritzker said in a statement. “There are no words for the kind of evil that robs our neighbors of their hopes, their dreams, their futures. There are no words I can offer to lift the pain of those they leave behind. Please know that our state grieves with you, that MK and I grieve with you.”

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