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“A very good evening to everyone here in the room, and to all the women and gay men watching at home.”
That was Amy Poehler’s opening line from last night’s Golden Globes.
“Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniel’s The Butler Golden Globe Awards!,” said Tina Fey, introducing the event to a roaring crowd.
The pair, who hosted last night’s star-studded event, absolutely rocked. Poehler got in the best lines, but Fey scored the best joke of the opening.
“It’s the story of how George Clooney would rather float off into space and die than spend one more minute with a woman his own age,” is how Fey described “Gravity,” which later in the evening won “Best Director, Motion Picture.”
“Matt Damon is here, for Behind the Candelabra. Matt, on any other night, in any other room, you would be a big deal,” Poehler quipped. “But tonight, and don’t take this the wrong way, you’re basically a garbage person.”
“‘Masters of Sex’ is the degree I got from Boston College,” Poehler announced, high-fiving Fey.
“A lot of nominated shows this year are actually on Netflix. House of Cards. Orange Is the New Black. Enjoy it while it lasts, Netflix. Because you’re not going to be feeling so smug in a couple of years when SnapChat is up here accepting Best Drama,” Pohler mocked.
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Here’s the full list of last night’s Golden Globes winners:
Best Motion Picture, Drama
12 Years a Slave
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Drama
Cate Blanchette, Blue Jasmine
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Drama
Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
American Hustle
Best Actress in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Amy Adams, American Hustle
Best Actor in a Motion Picture, Musical or Comedy
Leonardo DiCaprio, The Wolf of Wall Street
Best Director, Motion Picture
Alfonso Cuarón, Gravity
Best Screenplay, Motion Picture
Spike Jonze, Her
Best Animated Feature Film
Frozen
Best Foreign Language Film
The Great Beauty
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Jennifer Lawrence, American Hustle
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Jared Leto, Dallas Buyers Club
Best Original Score, Motion Picture
Alex Ebert, All is Lost
Best Original Song, Motion Picture
U2, “Ordinary Love” (Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom)
Best TV Series, Drama
Breaking Bad
Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama
Robin Wright, House of Cards
Best Actor in a TV Series, Drama
Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Best TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best Actress in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Amy Poehler, Parks and Recreation
Best Actor in a TV Series, Musical or Comedy
Andy Samberg, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Best TV Movie or Mini-Series
Behind the Candelabra
Best Actress in a Mini-Series of TV Movie
Elisabeth Moss, Top of the Lake
Best Actor in a Mini-Series or TV Movie
Michael Douglas, Behind the Candelabra
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Mini-Series or TV Movie
Jacqueline Bissett, Dancing on the Edge
Best Supporting Actor in a Series, Mini-Series, or TV movie
Jon Voight, Ray Donovan