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Limbaugh: Feminists Have Made Men’s Penises 10% Smaller

by David Badash on September 20, 2012

in News,Politics

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Rush Limbaugh today blamed feminists — “feminazis” as he calls them — for news that a study shows men’s penises have shrunk 10% over the past 50 years.

“I think it’s feminism,” Limbaugh said. “If it’s tied to the last 50 years, the average size of a member is 10 percent smaller than 50 years, it has to be the feminazis, that would, the chickification and everything else.”

Limbaugh apparently is pointing to a study reported by the website ChaCha:

A new Italian study of male sexuality has discovered that the average size of male genetalia has been steadily shrinking over the past several years.

  • Male genitalia are roughly 10 percent smaller today than they were 50 years ago.
  • Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor.
  • Environmental pollutants in the air have been shown to negatively impact penis size.
  • Stress, smoking, and alcohol intake also play a factor.

Hat-tip: The Raw Story

Image via Wikipedia by Nicolas Shayko

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Goose09 September 20, 2012 at 7:01 pm

Anyone else find it odd that he denies the causes, and yet he displays just about every single one of them? Sounds like someone has a guilty conscience… and a small penis

barbonine September 20, 2012 at 7:07 pm

"Excess weight gain, particularly around the waist, is a contributing factor."

There's your problem, Rush. That, and deregulation…

Nicnac13c September 20, 2012 at 7:19 pm

Yeah, Rush, your penis is tiny because your stomach ate most of it.

I wonder if rBGH in dairy and meat and growth-modified organisms might be contributing to this, too? It certainly isn't the chickification of everything.

Robroberts2009 September 20, 2012 at 7:57 pm

Rush is probably straddling that fine line between having a small penis or having a large clitoris.

LazarusLong6 September 20, 2012 at 8:20 pm

Chickification? People are turning into chickens? This is terrible! Is it permanent, or like a full moon thing?

James_M_Martin September 20, 2012 at 10:30 pm

The main reason he is complaining is that his was so small he had to use a magnifying glass to find it in the first place. Now, it is non-existent. Why do you think he's been married so many times. He can't get it up on oxycontin.

lepidopteryx September 21, 2012 at 8:13 am

Rush has yet to learn the difference between HAVING a dick and BEING a dick.

InvokeRights September 23, 2012 at 3:23 am

Even if he didn't cite that site (yay! a rhyme!), how would HE know? Is he going by his overgrown clitoris shrinking as his waistline expands or is he doing something in bathrooms that NO ONE wants to know about?

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