If you are straight and breathing you are already participating in Straight Pride Day.
“No one is actually this stupid. She knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it on purpose.”
“You were vindicated because they determined you were too stupid to know what’s going on.”
“Even a broken clock is right twice a day,” Speaker Pelosi quipped.
Well-played, sir. Well-played.
Conway takes yet another of his famous swings at President Donald Trump.
“MORE FASTER! MORE SMARTER!”
AOC graduated cum laude from a top university, is the youngest woman ever to serve in Congress, and has even had an asteroid named after her, but none of that matters in the world known as Fox News.
Former Starbucks CEO is exploring a run for president as a “centrist independent.”
“Pelosi is playing checkers. Trump is playing chess,” David Brody said.
“We’re all out of hamberders. just serving hamburgers today.”
There is no legal way to give that money to Trump to build a wall.
The rebranding clearing is not working.
“If we don’t get what we want, one way or the other…I will shut down the government.”