‘And Like Really Smart Person’
Jimmy Kimmel offered viewers a glimpse of the sergeant at arms introducing President Trump before the State of the Union address – at least as Kimmel imagined it. In this parody the traditional, “Mr. Speaker, the President of the United States” was modified especially for Trump.
“Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of the Congress, Cryin’ Chuck, Little Marco, Jeff Flakey, Sneaky Dianne, Dickey Durbin, Liddle Bob Corker, Pocahontas, Lyin’ Ted, to name a few,” it began.
Trump’s properties were threaded in, and the “sergeant at arms” continued introducing Trump, calling him, “the most stable genius in the world, his excellency, he of most enormous hands, President of the United States, and like really smart person, Donald J. Trump.”