Jimmy Kimmel Takes the Gloves Off and Slams ‘Phony Little Creep’ Fox News Host

‘Kisses My Ass Like a Little Boy Meeting Batman’

Jimmy Kimmel Wednesday night went on offense, slamming his critics after the late night talk show host on Tuesday called GOP Senator Bill Cassidy a liar for promising to never support health care legislation that makes insurance unaffordable or drops protections for people with pre-existing conditions – and then did exactly that.

After Kimmel’s awesome Tuesday night attack on Sen. Cassidy, the co-author of the Graham-Cassidy bill that is by far the worst ObamaCare repeal bill Republicans have put forth, Cassidy on Wednesday demeaned Kimmel, suggesting that he’s a talk show host who just doesn’t understand the legislation.

“Oh, I get it. I don’t understand because I’m a talk-show host, right?” Kimmel charged. “Well then, help me out. Which part don’t I understand? Is it the part where you cut $243 billion from federal health-care assistance? Am I not understanding the part where states would be allowed to let insurance companies price you out of coverage for having pre-existing conditions?” he continued.

“Maybe I’m not understanding the part of your bill in which federal funding disappears completely after 2026? Or maybe it was the part where the plans are no longer required to pay for essential health benefits, like maternity care or pediatric visits?”

“Or the part where the American Medical Association, The American College of Physicians, The American Academy of Pediatrics, The American Hospital Association, The American Cancer Society, The American Diabetes Association, The American Heart Association, Lung Association, Arthritis Foundation, Cystic Fibrosis, ALS, The National Multiple Sclerosis Society, and The March of Dimes, among many others, all vehemently oppose your bill?”

“Which part of that am I not understanding? Or could it be, Senator Cassidy, that the problem is that I do understand, and that you got caught with your G-O-Penis out? Is that possible? Because it feels like it is.” 

Kimmel also had strong words for Senator Lindsey Graham, Cassidy’s co-author of the Graham-Cassidy atrocity, Governor Chris Christie, and “Fox & Friends” co-host Brian Kilmeade. 

“Sunday’s politically charged Emmys may have been the lowest-rated in history, but that’s not stopping Hollywood elites like comedian Jimmy Kimmel from pushing their politics on the rest of the country,” Kilmeade said.

That pushed Kimmel over the edge.

“Thanks, Brian. That was Brian Kilmeade. And the reason I found this comment to be particularly annoying is because this is a guy, Brian Kilmeade, who whenever I see him, kisses my ass like a little boy meeting Batman,” Kimmel quipped. “He’s such a fan. I think he’s been to the show, he follows me on Twitter, he asked me to write a blurb for his book—which I did, he calls my agent looking for projects. He’s dying to be a member of the ‘Hollywood elite.’ The only reason he’s not a member of the ‘Hollywood elite’ is that no one will hire him to be one!” 

“And you know, the reason I’m talking about this is because my son had an open-heart surgery and has to have two more, and because of that, I’ve learned that there are kids with no insurance in the same situation,” shared Kimmel. “I don’t get anything out of this, Brian, you phony little creep. Oh, I’ll pound you when I see you. That is my blurb—that would be my blurb for your next book: ‘Brian Kilmeade is a phony little creep.’”

Kimmel also went after President Trump, who had tweeted that Sen. Cassidy is “a class act who really cares about people and their Health(care),” and falsely claiming “he doesn’t lie-just wants to help people!”

Trump also straight up lied:

So Kimmel fought back.

“There’s no way President Trump read this bill that he says is ‘great.’ He just wants to get rid of it because Obama’s name is on it,” Kimmel observed. “The Democrats should just rename it ‘Ivankacare.’ Guaranteed he gets on board. Can you imagine Donald Trump sitting down to read a health-care bill? It’s like trying to imagine a dog doing your taxes. It just doesn’t compute.”

Kimmel also urged all Americans to call these five Senators to tell them to not vote for Graham-Cassidy. Please call – lives are at stake:

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