‘Racism Is Bad @RealDonaldTrump’: Tina Fey Annihilates Trump, Ryan, Coulter, and Nazis

‘Who Drove the Car in to the Crowd? Hillary’s Emails?’

Tina Fey took on and took down Nazis and racism on the “Summer Edition” of “Saturday Night Live: Weekend Update” Thursday night. Her targets: Donald Trump, Paul Ryan, Ann Coulter, neo-Nazis, and white supremacists. Fey, who actually is a University of Virginia alum, expressed her love for the school and her pain seeing neo-Nazis and white supremacists on the campus last weekend.

“I have nothing but fond memories of my time there,” Fey told hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che. “I graduated a virgin and I still liked it. That’s how good the architecture is down there.”

“It broke my heart to see these evil forces descend upon Charlottesville,” Fey said. “Then our president, Donald John Trump — which I don’t think people talk enough about what a stupid, jackass name that is. Donald John? Whatever! He gets away with it because he’s gorgeous. Anyway, Donny John comes out and he says that he condemns violence ‘on many sides,’ and I’m feeling sick because I’ve seen ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’ and I wasn’t confused by it. Nazis are always bad. I don’t care what you say.” 

She was shocked that there’s scheduled to be a white supremacist rally on Saturday in Manhattan.

“Part of me hopes these neo-Nazis do try it in New York City and get the ham salad kicked out of them by a bunch of drag queens. Because you know what a drag queen still is? A 6’4″ black man.”

In her own unique way urged Americans to not show up to protest at any of the neo-Nazi rallies slated for this Saturday. 

“But, at the same time, I don’t want any more good people to get hurt,” she continued. “I know a lot of us are feeling anxious and asking ourselves, what can I do? I’m just one person, what can I do? I would urge people Saturday, instead of participating in the screaming matches and violence, find a local business you support, maybe a Jewish run bakery or African-American run bakery,” she suggested. 

“Order a cake with the American flag on it like this one and just eat it, Colin,” she instructed, as she grabbed a fork and proceeded to eat almost an entire sheet cake.

“The next time when you see a bunch of white boys in polo shirts screaming about taking our country back and you want to scream, it’s not our country, we stole it,” she said. “We stole from the Native Americans. And when they have a peaceful protest at Standing Rock we shoot at them with rubber bullets, we let you chinless turds march through the streets with semi-automatic weapons.”

Fey managed to squeeze a jab at Ann Coulter, calling her “Yard Sale Barbie.”

“And also, who drove the car in to the crowd?” she asked. “Hillary’s emails?”

“Sheet-caking is a grassroots movement. Most women I know have been doing it once a week since the election.”

“Where’s Paul Ryan in all of this? You’re supposed to be the cool young congressman but you don’t know how to @ somebody on Twitter? Racism is bad, @RealDonald Trump, you p*ssy.”

“In conclusion, I really want to say, to encourage all good, sane Americans to treat these rallies this weekend like the opening of a thoughtful movie with two female leads: Don’t show up.”

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