Putin Insists Trump Did Not Have Contact With Russian Prostitutes Who Are ‘The Best in the World’

‘Ours Are Undoubtedly the Best in the World’

Russian President Vladimir Putin says he is certain Donald Trump did not have contact with Russian prostitutes. The 35-page dossier alleged to be culled by a firmer British MI-6 spy compiling it from Russian intelligence sources details a party with prostitutes involving Trump and a “golden shower” party of revenge against Barack and Michelle Obama.

Calling the allegations “obvious fabrications,” Putin on Tuesday spoke with reporters at thew Kremlin, Bloomberg News reports. 

“People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all,” Putin said.

The Russian president described Donald Trump as “a grown man,” and said “he’s someone who has been involved with beauty contests for many years and has met the most beautiful women in the world.”

Putin, who over recent years has become very close with the Russian Orthodox church, in a surprise move also praised Russia’s prostitutes while defending the incoming U.S. President: “I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.”

But in the same press conference Putin labeled claims that Russian intelligence services “chase after every American billionaire,”  “complete nonsense.” Naturally, how would Putin know if Trump did or did not engage prostitutes if his intelligence agencies weren’t keeping track of Trump during his stay in Russia?

 

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