GOP Debate: It Only Took Donald Trump Seven Minutes To ‘Guarantee’ America He’s Well-Endowed (Video)
The Republican “Presidential” Debate Devolved Into Junior High Immaturity Just Minutes After Beginning
Thursday night’s GOP debate began with a bang and quickly turned into an embarrassment to the Republican Party. Just seven minutes in, Donald Trump took a swing at Marco Rubio’s attack on the size of his hands – a suggestion, last week, that the GOP frontrunner is not well-endowed.
WATCH:Â Rubio Suggests Trump Is Poorly Endowed, Two Weeks After Saying ‘My Kids Are Watching This Campaign’
Trump was quick to slam Rubio for the attack, and made sure to tell America that he’s actually well-endowed.
“I guarantee you, there’s no problem.”
Watch:
Donald Trump knows what you mean when you say he has small hands and he says there’s no problem. Nope. #GOPDebate pic.twitter.com/7eJzbRDcvJ
— Mashable News (@MashableNews) March 4, 2016
FiveThirtyEight’s Clare Malone in response, wrote, “Trump defended the size of his hands, and by the transitive property of winking vulgarity, the size of his … member.”
“These remarks came, I will remind readers, during a debate where four men are debating their merits for the highest office of the United States of America, a country founded 240 years ago by men and women who fought and died to defend the idea that the common man should be able to determine their own destiny and their own leaders. So, yeah, this debate is the logical extension of that struggle.”
On Twitter, some responses:
I just got home and tuned in to see Donald Trump talking about the size of his dick. So I assume I’ve missed nothing in the #GOPDebate.
— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) March 4, 2016
Trump referring to the size of his dick is like anything else he does: saying openly what politicians used to merely strongly imply.
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) March 4, 2016
Trump just talked about the size of his hands and the size of, erm, other things. “I guarantee you there is no problem.” #GOPDebate
— USA TODAY (@USATODAY) March 4, 2016
it’s been 5 minutes and Trump is already bragging about the size of his hog
— brendan (@deep_beige) March 4, 2016
Donald Trump just boasted about the size of his dick. The crowd loved it.
— Charles Johnson (@Green_Footballs) March 4, 2016
Donald Trump is boasting about the size of his penis on Fox News. 😱😱
— Rizza Ren (@rizzatweets) March 4, 2016
Did #Trump actually just brag about his Dick size in a live debate? There’s a first.
“Fact checkers…get over here Stat”#FOXDebate— John Aquino MD (@DrJohnAquino) March 4, 2016
The debate tonight already talked about the size of Trump’s dick. I am now considered a Constitutional Conservative and not a Republican
— Jake McConville (@jakeOX1856) March 4, 2016
Donald Trump was just talking about his dick size live on national TV. how the fuck is this “man” expected to become president?
— HiMyNameIsKam (@kwo182) March 4, 2016
UPDATE:
Now leading HuffPost: COCK FIGHT pic.twitter.com/HM9BMK8hRe
— Huffington Post (@HuffingtonPost) March 4, 2016
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