Trump Tweets Doctor’s Note Saying He’ll Be ‘Healthiest Ever’ President, Twitter Mocks Hysterically
Donald Trump’s doctor’s note certifying his state of health sounds just like a Donald Trump press relelase, and Twitter is having a great time mocking it.
Donald Trump “will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency,” if he wins, Donald Trump’s doctor reports, in a strangely detailed letter the GOP frontrunner posted a link to on Twitter and Facebook. “His physical strength and stamina are extraordinary,” Dr. Harold N. Bornstein writes.
I am proud to share this health report, written by the highly respected Dr. Jacob Bornstein of Lenox Hill Hospital. https://t.co/5RZa5of0TR
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 14, 2015
The letter, which also details Trump’s blood pressure, weight loss, no alcohol or smoking regimen, and PSA test score, drew hysterical responses on Twitter almost immediately.
Here’s the letter, via NPR on Facebook:
Trump doctor wins quote of the day: “If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”
Posted by NPR Politics on Monday, December 14, 2015
Take a look:
Will you also please share a psychiatric report soon @realDonaldTrump? https://t.co/lkXxGaZTW1
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) December 14, 2015
@realDonaldTrump no alcohol huh pic.twitter.com/jmuqzXA5SO
— jim ᕕ( ᛠ)ᕗ (@dinosponges) December 14, 2015
Pics of your prostate exam or I’ll never believe there was room for a finger & your head up there. @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/oislQ1V9b8
— HuckabeesGayFriend (@HucksGayBFF) December 14, 2015
One of Donald Trump’s doctor’s other patients not thrilled with his care. “Patient beware!” pic.twitter.com/6EgremfErW
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) December 14, 2015
#Trump‘s kidneys produce the most fantastic waste in the universe!
— GottaLaff (@GottaLaff) December 14, 2015
There’s no way The Donald did not write this himself. https://t.co/ptncBb1sNk
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) December 14, 2015
https://t.co/6OmPG0scG7 pic.twitter.com/tx5QcDAg6n
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) December 14, 2015
Trump’s doctor letter, for what it’s worth, starts with a typo: “To Whom My Concern”
— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlakeWP) December 14, 2015
Maybe Trump’s doctor mixed up ‘unequivocal’ and ‘equivocal’? I feel like I’ve seen this before… pic.twitter.com/BtxCSi0IJe
— Frank Thorp V (@frankthorpNBC) December 14, 2015
I’m actually surprised a doctor would write this pic.twitter.com/4SHIZVkcm5
— Steve Kornacki (@SteveKornacki) December 14, 2015
Trump’s physician report was basically this pic.twitter.com/xAekLZXQGu
— Scoops Maroun (@ejmaroun) December 14, 2015
Yes. Absolutely. He examined them astonishingly excellently. https://t.co/WcpGUyDYSJ
— David Waldman (@KagroX) December 14, 2015
“… the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.” EVERRRR! https://t.co/TtSrDeqSCy
— Jennifer Bendery (@jbendery) December 14, 2015
Trump should release the long-form doctor’s note.
— Elise Foley (@elisefoley) December 14, 2015
— Chris Geidner (@chrisgeidner) December 14, 2015
Trump “does not exercise or play sports regularly and…he eats whatever he wants – a diet heavy on bacon and steak†https://t.co/8nTb8xPr3E
— Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) December 14, 2015
Worth noting Trump’s doctor’s note doesn’t mention the foot issues which got him a draft deferment during the Vietnam War
— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) December 14, 2015
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