Republican presidential candidates have all but declared civil war against the RNC. Here are the hilarious debate questions Twitter thinks GOP candidates would prefer at the next presidential debate.
Wednesday night’s GOP debate was so horrific that representatives of some of the candidates just minutes in started pounding on the doors of CNBC executives demanding their candidatesÂ get more time to speak. By the end of the night, RNC Chair Reince Priebus took to Twitter to slam CNBC. Thursday night into Friday, the candidatesÂ declared they would be meeting to come up with new debate formats, and the RNC would be banned from the meeting.
The candidates have taken over the RNC, with many in the world of conservative media declaring Priebus should be fired.Â
And then of course, this happened:
RNC Cancels GOP Presidential Debate On NBC Over Disastrous CNBC Performance
Now that the candidates are seemingly in charge of the Republican Party and will apparently format new debate rules and questions, Twitter hilariouslyÂ has decided to mock them all by offering up questions they think the candidatesÂ might prefer. Here are the #NewGOPDebateQuestionsÂ â€“ which is trending on Twitter.
And yes, these are sarcastic!
Which is the greatest threat to America: 1) health care, 2) women, 3) gun regulation, 4) immigrants 5) science #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Peter Daou (@peterdaou) October 31, 2015
Can we send the Statue of Liberty back to France, since we won’t be needing it anymore? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Fresh Brew (@TheFreshBrew) October 31, 2015
“Mr. Carson, what’s one thing you dislike which you’ve never compared to slavery or the Holocaust?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) October 31, 2015
“How would you react if, during the Second Coming, Jesus came out as gay?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) October 31, 2015
If Jesus had a gun, would the Jews have been able to crucify him? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions â€œGun violence is caused by: a) Estate taxes; b) Offshore capital gains taxes; or c) Nondeductible Country Club dues.â€
â€” Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions The best way to curb abortion is: A) Contraception – KIDDING!; B) Only let YOUR kids have them; or C) Arming fetuses.
â€” Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 31, 2015
Excluding the day Jesus founded the country, what’s the most important date in US History? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Cryptnacker (@Crutnacker) October 30, 2015
If Ronald Reagan built Noah’s Ark how awesome would it be and what kind of guns would it have? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) October 30, 2015
Were fossils put on Earth by Satan? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Gus Denali Â¯\_(ãƒ„)_/Â¯ (@Gus_802) October 30, 2015
“Name 3 government agencies you might decide to keep.” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) October 30, 2015
â€” BrideOfWittgenstein (@ForsettisCreed) October 30, 2015
“If elected, would you ban journalists who show that your policies are consistently terrible?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Brendan Karet (@SpideyScouting) October 30, 2015
â€” Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) October 30, 2015
What will you do about the Gay Question? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” half caff w/ twist (@effusing) October 31, 2015
When it comes to war, you say, “Freedom isn’t free”; when it comes to taxes, freedom is totally free. Please explain #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Wisco’s TrumpCostume (@Wisco) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions “Do you think the USA is doomed? Why or why not?”
â€” Truth & Victory (@jtylerUSA) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions Is gun violence the result of high taxes, gay marriage, not enough coal use, the mainstream media or God?
â€” Leigh Mayo (@LeighMayo) October 31, 2015
Which country would you invade first and how many countries will you invade during your first term? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
â€” Allen L. Wenger (@leftwenger) October 31, 2015
â€” Weird Voyeurism (@WeirdVoyeurism) October 31, 2015
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Former Trump CFO Nearing ‘Unexpectedly Favorable’ Plea Deal With Manhattan DA: NYT
Former Trump Organization CFO Allen Weisselberg, who worked for the Trump family since 1970, is nearing a plea deal with Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg in his case, according to The New York Times. Charges include conspiracy, grand larceny, criminal tax fraud, and falsifying business records.
Weisselberg, who is 75, could walk away with a minor prison sentence of just five months, the Times reports, calling it “an unexpectedly favorable outcome for him.”
The plea deal would not include any cooperation on broader issues related to Donald Trump. Legal experts have said Weisselberg knows nearly everything that the Trump Organization has done.
“His plea deal, if finalized, would bring prosecutors no closer to indicting the former president but would nonetheless brand one of his most trusted lieutenants a felon.”
Earlier this year Manhattan D.A. Bragg came under intense criticism after he seemingly halted his office’s longtime investigation into Donald Trump.
One of the prosecutors who worked 0n the Trump case but quit when Bragg ended it called it a “grave failure of justice,” and said Trump was “guilty of numerous felonies.”
“Prosecutors accuse Weisselberg of a 15-year scheme to defraud federal, New York State, and New York City tax authorities of $1.76 million in ‘off-the-books’ compensation,” Law & Crime reported. “These included $359,058 in tuition expenses for multiple family members, $196,245 for leases on his Mercedes Benz automobiles, $29,400 in unreported cash, and an unspecified amount in ad hoc personal expenses, according to his indictment.”
In 2018 The New Yorker reported “Allen Weisselberg, the firm’s longtime chief financial officer, is the center, the person in the company who knows more than anyone.”
Does Trump Still Has Classified Docs? DOJ May Think So After Asking Judge to Keep Affidavit Sealed Former Fed Says
After the National Archives had to travel to Mar-a-Lago earlier this year to take back 15 cartons of documents and other items from the Trump White House, and even after the FBI raided Donald Trump’s Florida home last week, could it possible the Dept. of Justice thinks the former president is still holding onto classified documents?
One former federal prosecutor says that one of two distinct possibilities, after DOJ asked a federal judge on Monday to not unseal the affidavit used to obtain the search warrant for Trump’s Mar-a-Lago mansion.
“There remain compelling reasons, including to protect the integrity of an ongoing law enforcement investigation that implicates national security, that support keeping the affidavit sealed,” the Dept. of Justice’s filing states, ABC News reports. “In a footnote, department officials write that they ‘carefully considered’ whether they could release the affidavit with redactions, but the redactions necessary to ‘mitigate harms to the integrity of the investigation would be so extensive as to render the remaining unsealed text devoid of meaningful content, and the release of such a redacted version would not serve any public interest.'”
“Interesting tidbit,” writes The New York Times’ Alan Feuer. “Prosecutors acknowledge they’ve been interviewing witnesses and say the release of the warrant application could ‘chill future cooperation by witnesses as ‘investigation progresses.'”
Former federal prosecutor Renato Mariotto says the Dept. of Justice may think Trump still has more classified documents – or there are charges coming in response to the Mar-a-Lago raid.
Mariotto writes: “This suggests DOJ is continuing its investigation, which means one of two things: 1) DOJ *still* isn’t convinced they have all of the classified material Trump took when he left office. 2) They have an ongoing criminal investigation of this matter that could result in charges.”
“That’s potentially very important news,” Mariotto adds. “Many national security pros thought that the main (if not only) purpose of the search warrant was to secure sensitive material, not to build potential criminal charges.”
“The government does not object to unsealing other materials filed in connection with the search warrant whose unsealing would not jeopardize the integrity of this national security investigation, subject to minor redactions to protect government personnel.”
Man Taken Into Custody and Charged After Allegedly Making Death Threats Against FBI Following Mar-a-Lago Raid
Federal agents have taken a Pennsylvania man into custody after he allegedly made death threats against the FBI on the far right wing social media platform Gab, following last week’s raid on Mar-a-Lago. Trump supporters have been increasing their level of threats of violence and civil war against the left and the FBI since last Monday when federal agents confiscated 20 cartons worth of items that had been removed from the White House, including highly classified documents.
“Adam Bies was charged with influencing, impeding, or retaliating against a federal law enforcement official after the social media exploitation team in the FBI’s National Threat Operations Section referred a tip about a Gab post by the user ‘BlankFocus,'” NBC News reports. “The user, according to a FBI affidavit, posted that employees of the bureau deserved to die.”
Bies allegedly wrote on Gab, “I’m ready for the inevitable. Once you accept reality for what it is instead of what you want or to be, you can move on with your life and get prepared for the inevitable outcome. I already know I’m going to die at the hands of these piece of shit child molesting law enforcement scumbags.”
According to authorities Bies also wrote his “only goal is to kill more of them before I drop. I will not spend one second of my life in their custody.”
“Records show that Bies was taken into custody,” NBC News adds.
The New York Times’ Alan Feuer posted screenshots of a few of Bies’ alleged threats.
“I am going to f**cking slaughter you,” one of the threats reads. “I sincerely believe that if you work for the FBI, then you deserve to die,” says another.
In one of his posts on Gab he appears to be addressing the far right platform’s Christian nationalist and antisemitic founder, Andrew Torba.
Just in: Prosecutors charge a PA man w/multiple online threats against the FBI for posting violent messages on Gab in the days after agents searched Mar-a-Lago.
“I sincerely believe that if you work for the FBI, then you deserve to die.”
“I am going to f**cking slaughter you.” pic.twitter.com/KY6EY0BQiQ
— Alan Feuer (@alanfeuer) August 15, 2022
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