GOP Candidates Declare Civil War Against RNC So Twitter Responds Hilariously
Republican presidential candidates have all but declared civil war against the RNC. Here are the hilarious debate questions Twitter thinks GOP candidates would prefer at the next presidential debate.
Wednesday night’s GOP debate was so horrific that representatives of some of the candidates just minutes in started pounding on the doors of CNBC executives demanding their candidates get more time to speak. By the end of the night, RNC Chair Reince Priebus took to Twitter to slam CNBC. Thursday night into Friday, the candidates declared they would be meeting to come up with new debate formats, and the RNC would be banned from the meeting.
The candidates have taken over the RNC, with many in the world of conservative media declaring Priebus should be fired.Â
And then of course, this happened:
RNC Cancels GOP Presidential Debate On NBC Over Disastrous CNBC Performance
Now that the candidates are seemingly in charge of the Republican Party and will apparently format new debate rules and questions, Twitter hilariously has decided to mock them all by offering up questions they think the candidates might prefer. Here are the #NewGOPDebateQuestions – which is trending on Twitter.
And yes, these are sarcastic!
Which is the greatest threat to America: 1) health care, 2) women, 3) gun regulation, 4) immigrants 5) science #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Peter Daou (@peterdaou) October 31, 2015
Can we send the Statue of Liberty back to France, since we won’t be needing it anymore? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Fresh Brew (@TheFreshBrew) October 31, 2015
“Mr. Carson, what’s one thing you dislike which you’ve never compared to slavery or the Holocaust?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) October 31, 2015
“How would you react if, during the Second Coming, Jesus came out as gay?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Craig Rozniecki (@CraigRozniecki) October 31, 2015
If Jesus had a gun, would the Jews have been able to crucify him? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Speaker Cruz (@HavanaTed) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions “Gun violence is caused by: a) Estate taxes; b) Offshore capital gains taxes; or c) Nondeductible Country Club dues.â€
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions The best way to curb abortion is: A) Contraception – KIDDING!; B) Only let YOUR kids have them; or C) Arming fetuses.
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) October 31, 2015
Excluding the day Jesus founded the country, what’s the most important date in US History? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Cryptnacker (@Crutnacker) October 30, 2015
If Ronald Reagan built Noah’s Ark how awesome would it be and what kind of guns would it have? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Jesse LaGreca (@JesseLaGreca) October 30, 2015
Were fossils put on Earth by Satan? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Gus Denali ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@Gus_802) October 30, 2015
“Name 3 government agencies you might decide to keep.” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Kragar (@Kragar_LGF) October 30, 2015
@owillis What ten progressive ideas are worse than slavery? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— BrideOfWittgenstein (@ForsettisCreed) October 30, 2015
“If elected, would you ban journalists who show that your policies are consistently terrible?” #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Brendan Karet (@SpideyScouting) October 30, 2015
we know Hillary lied, but by how much? #NewGOPDebateQuestions @owillis
— Greg Dworkin (@DemFromCT) October 30, 2015
What will you do about the Gay Question? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— half caff w/ twist (@effusing) October 31, 2015
When it comes to war, you say, “Freedom isn’t free”; when it comes to taxes, freedom is totally free. Please explain #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Wisco’s TrumpCostume (@Wisco) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions “Do you think the USA is doomed? Why or why not?”
— Truth & Victory (@jtylerUSA) October 31, 2015
#NewGOPDebateQuestions Is gun violence the result of high taxes, gay marriage, not enough coal use, the mainstream media or God?
— Leigh Mayo (@LeighMayo) October 31, 2015
Which country would you invade first and how many countries will you invade during your first term? #NewGOPDebateQuestions
— Allen L. Wenger (@leftwenger) October 31, 2015
Mr. #Huckabee, how many #ChikfilA sandwiches does it take to counter eating one gay Dorito? #NewGOPDebateQuestions pic.twitter.com/VcoX2EffYx
— Weird Voyeurism (@WeirdVoyeurism) October 31, 2015
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