UPDATED: ALABAMA: Concerned Local Citizen Reports On Impact Of Same-Sex Marriage (Video)

A local Alabama citizen on “Redneck News” reports on how same-sex marriage has impacted his county.

On the first day same-sex marriage became legal in Alabama, Blount County resident Jeremy Todd Addaway posted this video about the impact marriage equality has had. 

“I read on the news today some information, that homosexuals will be getting married in Alabama today, so I wanted to give you a live report from Blount County,” a gruff-voiced Addaway says. 

He pans the camera down to show some sticks, and announces, “This pile of brush is still here, and there are no homosexuals layin’ on top of it, doin’ homosexual things,” Addaway observes, clearly trolling equality opponents.

Moving over to a backyard shed, Addaway adds, “None in the shed either, we need to check into this further.”

Walking a few steps more, the self-employed freelancer notes, “We’re back here by a pile of junk — and it’s still here — and there’s no homosexuals doin’ homosexual things here either, so it looks like we’re pretty safe here in Blount County, don’t think we’re gonna be subject to plagues of homosexuals fallin’ from the sky.”

“That’s the report here from Blount County,” Addaway says. “Everything is pretty much still the same.”

He concludes that he saw two squirrels “that were kind of suspect,” earlier. He promises to “look into that further.”

Addaway’s video, posted Monday, has been viewed over 330,000 times, and was featured on Talking Points Memo, Raw Story and other sites today.

UPDATE – 02.14.15:

 

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