Watch: Sarah Palin Cooks Up Anti-Obama ‘Green Eggs And Ham’ Speech To GOP At CPAC

Sarah Palin minutes ago delivered a meandering, incoherent, unfocused speech to the audience at CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Convention.

At one point, the former Republican Vice Presidential candidate, former (and half-term) Governor of Alaska, former chair of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission, former Mayor of Wasilla, former “Miss Congeniality,” former sportscaster, former head of the Fellowship of Christian Athletes, former star of “Sarah Palin’s Alaska,” and former and current Fox News contributor read Dr. Seuss’ Green Eggs and Ham, but her own, shall we say, “unique” version:

“I do not like this Uncle Sam,
I do not like his health care scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks,
Or how they lie and cook the books.

“I do not like when Congress steals,
I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying man,
I do not like ‘Oh yes, we can.’

“I do not like this spending spree,
We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies,
When I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope,
And we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.”

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