Jon Stewart Slams ‘Self-Appointed Patriots’ Who Don’t Think Coke Commercial Is Patriotic

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Jon Stewart waited until last night to respond to the ridiculous right-wing outrage over Coke’s Super Bowl commercial that featured children singing “America the Beautiful” in languages that are not English.

Asking if the right wing fanatics were “bothered by the dangerous levels of “schmaltz” in the ad, Stewart quipped that “if there were a ‘Precious Moments” figurine where an orphan handed a puppy to a kindly soldier, titled, ‘I Wuv America,’ it would be less sappy than that ad.”

The “Daily Show” host then continued to mock America’s right wing extremists, saying, “the only thing more delicious than a tall glass of ‘Cocola’ is the irony that the self-appointed patriotic American watchdogs seem unaware that our national anthem is in fact not ‘America the Beautiful.'”

Stewart also mocked one pundit who said the problem is immigrants aren’t “assimilating” into America’s culture.

“Assimilating? They’re singing ‘America the Beautiful’ while drinking Coca-Cola. How much more American assimilation can they have?”