Colbert Explains Why Hillary Can’t Be President (Hint: Begins With A ‘P’)

Stephen Colbert again last night was exceptionally sardonic, explaining to his audience why former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton can never be president. Aside from Fox News’ “breaking” story that the former First Lady suffers from a “debilitating condition known as ‘aging,'” Colbert noted one other extremely disturbing reason she can’t become president.

Bill O’Reilly says “there’s got to be some downside to having a woman president, right?” Oh, yes he did. “Something. Something that may not fit with that office.”

And then, this.

“How is she going to press the nuclear launch button?” Colbert asked. “Everything in the Oval Office is penis activated. It’s been that way since the Kennedy administration.”

Leave it to Colbert to point out the stupidity and hypocrisy of Fox News, Bill O’Reilly, conservatives, and the GOP.

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