Tea Party wingnut and Saturday Night Live alum Victoria Jackson took a Tea Party cruise to Alaska with all her buddies from World Net Daily, and filed a “Dear Diary” report. She saw a whale, and a bear, and Jerome Corsi, and salmon, and Joe Miller, and Alan Keyes, and Molotov Mitchell, and…
Here are a few clips from the crazy Tea Party cruise of the anti-gay, anti-Islam anti-Glee Victoria Jackson…
I saw the tail of a whale and spray from his blow hole.
I saw a bear crossing the street.
Next month, Jerome Corsi will be publishing new information about exactly where Obama was when he was supposedly at Columbia University. It contains new evidence linking Obama to communism. I must add it to the growing list of facts in the middle of my song “There’s a Communist Living in the White House,” which I had the pleasure of singing at a Juneau tea party where Joe Miller encouraged patriots to continue the fight to save America. Joe Miller, is not a man who pursues power. That’s why he qualifies to be a leader. He has a servant’s heart. I loved spending time with him. I did not know he was a West Point graduate, top of his class, and a Yale Law school graduate. Joe’s beautiful wife, Kathleen Miller, confronted the liberal, biased journalist who was at the tea party. She asked him why he hadn’t reported on the proven corruption and voter fraud of the Murkowski election. One “write in” spelled Murkowski, “Murcows–t” and it was accepted! Unbelievable! My video of Joe Miller is coming next week when I can download it and publish it from home. Internet is impossibly slow on this big, beautiful cruise ship.
I saw salmon dramatically swimming upstream to spawn. They go to their birthplace to die.
I saw a happy otter with a salmon in his mouth.
Alan Keyes spontaneously sang “Somewhere Over the Rainbow” in his surprisingly beautiful operatic voice as I played the song on a white grand piano in a bar that served salmon hors d’eurves [sic].
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Molotov Mitchell and his beautiful wife, D.J. Dolce, taught us Krav Maga, Israeli close-combat techniques. I am now able to escape if someone is choking me.
Dr. Jerome Corsi, a brilliant speaker, shared his findings in the mysterious search for the true identity of Barack Obama. He mentioned Obama’s Social Security Number from Connecticut. It was not issued to him but to an alias, Harrison J. Bounel, who database searches show is related to Michelle Obama. Why does the president have a false identity? William Ayers, Obama’s radical communist long-time friend, was a fugitive and is an expert at false IDs.
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