Top Ten Ways Gay Marriage Law Hurts Heterosexuals And Their Families

Extreme Right-Wing Lunacy Goes Even Farther

At first glance, you would naturally assume this is one of those sarcastic Internet gay marriage memes, but what makes this really funny is the author isn’t kidding. Perhaps the most gratifying part of this lunacy is the comments section of the blog, MarriageNewsNow!. Readers called them out on their wicked, ignorant, bigoted, hateful ways! That this was written during Gay Pride Month makes it even more hysterical. Of course, if I could be convinced no one were taking any of this seriously, I would be laughing.

MarriageNewsNow! Top Ten Ways Gay Marriage Law Hurts Heterosexuals and their Families

1. Same-sex marriage law doesn’t stipulate or insinuate that adult partners are agreeing to raise children together and therefore robs married heterosexual women and their children of crucial economic protections against spousal abandonment.
2. Same-sex marriage law doesn’t stipulate that adult partners must stay together for any duration of time and therefore places spouses and children at grave economic risk of destitution should one partner grow bored and seek to exit the agreement.
3. Same-sex marriage law doesn’t severely penalize a spouse who tries to exit the contract and thus offers no dependable legal recourse or protections for the spouse and children now struggling to survive without the committed help of the departing spouse.
4. Same sex marriage law is fundamentally unequal, unfair, and unjust, for homosexuals receive equal perks from the state though they do not provide the state with an equal number citizens and related 24-7 childcare services.
5. Same sex marriage law creates injustice in adoption services, for it institutionalizes gender discrimination and deprives children of their natural expected right have both a mother and a father.
6. Same sex marriage law leads to gay sex indoctrination of  young children in taxpayer funded public schools.
7. Same sex marriage law marginalizes and stigmatizes religious groups and  removes the right of religious charities to deliver the services required by their faith communities.
8. Same sex marriage law permits self-interested spouses to leave the contract for any reason, typically at great economic harm to the faithful, socially responsible spouse.
9. Once we call gay love “marriage,” we destroy marriage as a cultural ideal, rip down the staus of child bearing, and thwart the development of the culture of marriage which takes an effort to maintain.
10. Same sex marriage law legally and logically opens the door for polygamy, polyandry, and  any group of cohabiting individuals that requests “marriage” legal status and benefits.

Of curse, if you can’t see the idiocy in this list, let me know via the comments section here. Or, head over to the author’s website. Their comments section probably has figured out the answer already!