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Newt Gingrich: So Unlikeable He Pays People To Follow Him On Twitter

Newt Gingrich pays people to follow him on Twitter, according to a report just published by Gawker. The anti-gay, thrice-married, twice-divorced Roman Catholic, who has been lagging so far in the polls one wonders when he will quit the Republican 2012 presidential race, “employs a variety of agencies whose sole purpose is to procure Twitter followers for people who are shallow/insecure/unpopular enough to pay for them,” according a staffer quoted in the report.

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“Gingrich complained yesterday that the press is ignoring his prodigious Twitter audience: “I have six times as many Twitter followers as all the other candidates combined, but it didn’t count because if it counted I’d still be a candidate; since I can’t be a candidate that can’t count.” Which is true! Gingrich currently boasts 1,325,842 followers, whereas competitors Mitt Romney and Michele Bachmann have yet to crack 100,000.

“But if Newt is winning the Twitter primary, it’s because of voter fraud.”

“About 80 percent of those accounts are inactive or are dummy accounts created by various “follow agencies,” another 10 percent are real people who are part of a network of folks who follow others back and are paying for followers themselves (Newt’s profile just happens to be a part of these networks because he uses them, although he doesn’t follow back), and the remaining 10 percent may, in fact, be real, sentient people who happen to like Newt Gingrich. If you simply scroll through his list of followers you’ll see that most of them have odd usernames and no profile photos, which has to do with the fact that they were mass generated.”

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