Kim Kardashian Says Kris Humphries Is Gay Says Star Magazine

Kris Humphries is gay? Star Magazine, the trashy tabloid celebrity magazine founded by Rupert Murdoch, says that Kim Kardashian is saying her soon-to-be ex husband Kris Humphries is gay.

“While STAR is notoriously wrong with its stories, it’s always entertaining to see what they can come up with,” writes Gather.

“For this story they quoted an unnamed ‘source’ as saying:

Kim confided to Khloe pretty early on that [she and Kris] hadn’t had sex for weeks after they returned home from their Italian honeymoon. Kim was really concerned.”

“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat … She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.'”

“Khloe asked Kim if she thought Kris might be gay. At first Kim thought that was ridiculous. But the more she thought about it, the more she wondered. There were signs.”

Well, maybe he just wasn’t attracted to her? Though he seemed to be pretty into her on the premiere of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.

Of course, sources close to the NBA player are refuting these ridiculous rumors and saying: ‘the gay thing is ridiculous and completely false’.”

The New York Post today notes Humphries yesterday filed for an annulment and legal separation, adding,

Sources say Humphries declared the reason for the annulment as “fraud” and listed the date of separation as Oct. 31, the same date Kardashian filed for divorce from him. Humphries also shot down a Star magazine report that the reason for the split was because the NBA player is gay. His rep called the story “completely false and ridiculous. He is not gay.”

Cyd Zeigler at Outsports adds,

This time they have Kim Kardashian labeling her soon-to-be-ex-husband, NBA player Kris Humphries, gay. The tell-tale signs? He dresses well…he gets his nails done…and he shaves guys’ armpits! Isn’t that what all gay men do? I mean, those three things alone…if you add in “wants to spend time with a Kardashian” it’s just a recipe for gay! gay! GAY!

Boy Culture has some shots of the inside pages.

Oy.