BREAKING! From Facebook: A Poem

BREAKING! From Facebook:

…was tagged in an album,
so disappointed.

Happy belated birthday!
…and 13 other friends changed their profile pictures.

I think Marc convinced me to change the title of my new show,
Spread the word –
This is INSANE!

WTF!
Irish president signs civil partnership bill,
free admission to military families at the,
Skipping class mean I have time to go to the gym and buy a bowtie,
I hope.

…likes Cimarron Alliance Foundation and,
ah Monday, how I loathe thee…
Broke our brand new mower yesterday that had only been used twice before,
Researching crazy fringe candidate in South Florida,
“Bite my ass Krispy Kreme,”

Recognizing gay & lesbian couples.
Even thought it’s technically a word that doesn’t exist.

It’s always wonderful when you
Protest my former town.

…likes American Pest
And he is a whole bucket of crazy.

Wonders if anyone else ever has Erin Brockovich moments…
Apparently it’s a bad idea to run over one of the metal bolts,
That’s planning to,
Back to my original one.

OH MY GOSH GENNDY TARTAKOVSKY IS MAKING A SAMURAI JACK MOVIE!!!!!!
And Speak Up For Education and Kids.

You know, when you’re just irritated,
Especially with 600 pre-frosh on campus,
And you just want to blurt out something like…
Montclair Art Museum thru 5 September

That holds down the streetlight.
Or, “That’s all you got lady. Two wrong feet and fucking UGLY shoes.”
Especially when u didn’t use it.

First it made clunking noises when restarted,
Get a call from your bank’s fraud department,
Happy belated 92nd BDay!
And the whole blade fell off.

Wishing all you people a fabulous start to your week. Xo