"Starbuck is taking specimens of male semen and putting it in the blends of their lattes." - James David Manning of ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church
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This is why we need food inspectors.
Last week, James David Manning, (left) pastor of ATLAH Worldwide Missionary Church in Harlem, posted this video claiming that semen is the secret ingredient in Starbuck's lattes.
Manning's flight from reality seems to have been brought on by the public's reaction to another bizarre claim he made last week, that "upscale sodomites" are spreading Ebola in Starbucks. In response, LGBT supporters gave away free Starbucks coffee outside Pastor Manning's church.
It seems Pastor Manning is very suspect of that free coffee.
"My suspicion is they’re getting their semen from sodomites, Manning warns. 'The semen flavors up the latte and makes you think you are having a good time drinking it!"
Manning goes on to predict the end of Starbucks, ranting:
"There will not be a public sodomite in Harlem in not too many days. Starbucks will be found to be perverting its customers and perverting human sexuality, as if drinking Starbucks is some sort of a sacrificial ritual bath where they kill the innocent babies and drink their blood. And Starbucks will close."
Seeing is believing, so here he is, in all his delusional grandeur, the one-of-a-kind James David Manning:
Starbucks photo via Facebook
Manning's photo via Facebook